To go along with the Jack Ross version is an extraordinarily similar version. ", "Alas!" Stories or Tales from Times Past, with Morals). Mcqueen Posts: 29893 Join date: 2011-08-13 Age: 66 Location: … "I wish I could. Although he was the first to publish the story, Charles Perrault didn't actually write the story of Cinderella himself. Cat# Artist Title (Format) Label Cat# Country Year; 47-8546: Archie Campbell: Rindercella ‎ (7", Single, Promo) RCA Victor: 47-8546: US: 1965: Sell This Version: 47/8546: Archie Campbell: Rindercella ‎ (7", Single) RCA Victor: 47/8546: … was beplaced rye "...in my pants!" At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. Rindercella. She danced so very gracefully that they all more and more admired her. When she lost sight of them, she started to cry. They were continually in front of their looking glass. It always amazed me how he could do it without batting a lip, keeping a straight face through the whole thing. Cinderella, who was no less good than beautiful, gave her two sisters lodgings in the palace, and that very same day matched them with two great lords of the court. Remember this one: This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. She could manage the kitchen staff, the gardeners, the delivery boys, all the household accounts, the household web site and the lnternet ADSL account. Moral: Beauty in a woman is a rare treasure that will always be admired. Rindercella wasn’t beautiful, in fact she was quite plain really. ", "Yes, to be sure!" He had Cinderella sit down, and, putting the slipper to her foot, he found that it went on very easily, fitting her as if it had been made of wax. Indeed, she even offered her services to fix their hair, which they very willingly accepted. Also, in the same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsome hince. Cinderfella By Kristy Brown Rated 5 stars This is a cute story filled with magic, romance, hopes and dreams. Cinderella brought the trap to her, and in it there were three huge rats. In a witty clip from Hee Haw, watch as Archie Campbell, who plays the barber, tells his customer, Roy Clark, the backwards story of Cinderella. I enjoyed the characters and could *feel* their problems. Rindercella by Archie Campbell. Cinderella went immediately to gather the finest she could get, and brought it to her godmother, not being able to imagine how this pumpkin could help her go to the ball. His comedy is inimitable. As she was eagerly telling her godmother everything that had happened at the ball, her two sisters knocked at the door, which Cinderella ran and opened. When she had done her work, she used to go to the chimney corner, and sit down there in the cinders and ashes, which caused her to be called Cinderwench. "If you had been at the ball," said one of her sisters, "you would not have been tired with it. She was a kitten there a scrien, when all of a sudden her gairy fodmother appeared. The king's son, who was told that a great princess, whom nobody knew, had arrived, ran out to receive her. Without it nothing is possible; with it, one can do anything. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. She could not bear the good qualities of this pretty girl, and the less because they made her own daughters appear the more odious. Televised comedy/variety show with a country bent. What they said was very true; for a few days later, the king's son had it proclaimed, by sound of trumpet, that he would marry her whose foot this slipper would just fit. However, even these may fail to bring you success, without the blessing of a godfather or a godmother. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. I should be such a fool.". Archie Campbell & Betty Boop in Rindercella. Rindercella And The Prandsome Hince: Once upon a time in a coreign fountry ther was a geautiful birl, whose name was Rindercella. The story of Cinderella was originally a French fairy tale called Cendrillon, ou la petite pantoufle de verre (Cinderella or the little glass slipper). ... Topdog wrote:you were not in UK, bit different in the Jungle. ", "And I," said the youngest, "shall have my usual petticoat; but then, to make amends for that, I will put on my gold-flowered cloak, and my diamond stomacher, which is far from being the most ordinary one in the world.". This godmother of hers, who was a fairy, said to her, "You wish that you could go to the ball; is it not so?". Once upon a time in a corein fuontry, there lived a geautiful birl, and her name was Rindercella. She then went to look into her mousetrap, where she found six mice, all alive, and ordered Cinderella to lift up a little the trapdoor. ", Cinderella seemed very indifferent in the matter. Ah, dear Charlotte, do lend me your yellow dress which you wear every day. Like the other tales in his book, the story of Cinderella was already well-known in Europe as part of an oral tradition of story telling going back hundreds of years. "It would make the people laugh to see a Cinderwench at a ball.". The poor girl bore it all patiently, and dared not tell her father, who would have scolded her; for his wife governed him entirely. home >>> classic fairy tales >>> The Story of Cinderella, © 2010-2020 Best Books for Kids      privacy      disclaimer      site map      about. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. The story on this page is the story of Cinderella in its original form, as translated from the story written in French by Charles Perrault in 1697. She showed us a thousand civilities, and gave us oranges and citrons. However, Cinderella, notwithstanding her coarse apparel, was a hundred times more beautiful than her sisters, although they were always dressed very richly. Her godmother, who saw her all in tears, asked her what was the matter. 7. Having done this, she struck the pumpkin with her wand, and it was instantly turned into a fine coach, gilded all over with gold. It was quickly translated into English and, of course, we know that the English-speaking world loved the stories - especially the story of Cinderella - as much as the French did. she cried, gaping, rubbing her eyes and stretching herself as if she had been sleeping; she had not, however, had any manner of inclination to sleep while they were away from home. It is the poem written by Shel Silverstien that inspired the song. Spoonerism is also a religion common on the kest woast of Africa. Our entire school community got on board with t-shirts, working bees, bump in, bump out, bar, costumes, makeup and tickets and my thanks goes to each and every member who contributed to making the show a huge success. Being thus decked out, she got up into her coach; but her godmother, above all things, commanded her not to stay past midnight, telling her, at the same time, that if she stayed one moment longer, the coach would be a pumpkin again, her horses mice, her coachman a rat, her footmen lizards, and that her clothes would become just as they were before. This is the earliest known reference in print to Mother Goose and seems to indicate that the name was originally connected with stories, rather than with the rhymes and songs we know today as Mother Goose nursery rhymes. RINDERCELLA. Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people for riles amound especially the pitch reeple. Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. After that, she said to her, "Go again into the garden, and you will find six lizards behind the watering pot. Then in came her godmother and touched her wand to Cinderella's clothes, making them richer and more magnificent than any of those she had worn before. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. It will give you poose gimples! It was first published in 1697 in a book written by Charles Perrault called Histoires ou contes du temps passé, avec des moralités (Stories or Tales from Times Past, with Morals). All that he has endured from his step brothers and family. The finest princess was there, the most beautiful that mortal eyes have ever seen. With Roy Clark, Gunilla Hutton, Buck Owens, Grandpa Jones. In fact by the end of the day, Rindercella was knucking fackered. Rindercella: 2:32: B: Hockey Here Tonight: 3:58: Credits Producer – Bob Ferguson; Written-By – Archie Campbell, Bob Ferguson (tracks: B) Other Versions (3 of 3) View All. Fox News cancels show of pro-Trump host Lou Dobbs, Tennis star Osaka slams 'ignorant' sexism from Tokyo Olympics chief, Key players rally behind Draghi in Italy government talks, Review: Canaan Smith releases upbeat 'Mason Jars & Fireflies' song, Canadian and Kenyan receive $3 million Climate Breakthrough Award, New accusations against embattled EU border chief, Harvard astronomer argues that alien vessel paid us a visit, Hive thinking: Beekeeping makes a buzz in Ivory Coast, Review: 'Killer Advice' is a gripping psychological thriller on Lifetime, Myanmar anti-coup protests grow as army broadens internet crackdown. Professional Portland Storyteller Ken Iverson tells this whimsical re-interpretation of a classic fairytale. Now Rindercella lived with her Mugly uother and her two sad blisters. 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