Shuri So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. as well as "Never have I ever smoked marijuana," Danny says and everyone but him takes a drink and this seems to surprisethe senior team. Back the fuck up." One moment. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. Thor Odinson And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. What? "What! He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. Avengers: completed We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Clint chuckled. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . Except Pepper. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. #blackwidow How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Good night, everyone.. he said grinning. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. Steve Rogers/ Captain America What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. We should fight all the time.. #brucebanner They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? Never have I ever hated a game more - Archive of Our Own You didn't tell me this!" Everyone else, other than Natasha and Clint, had also changed out of their 'work-outfits', though Stark had been wearing those clothes underneath his suit. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. After the serum. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. That was one time and I was drunk! It tickles. Because I do. "Who is he? Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Fun thought. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. and "Oh! "Shit babe sorry." "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Then Peter took a shot. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. I am. Then he looks contemplative. Parley Stories - Wattpad Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. Nope, Clint says. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed Tony looks baffled, maybe? They fell into bed and fell out of it again. FRIDAY said. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. (Blame his spider-side). Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Fancy that., What? Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. Tss. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. Huh. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. Yeah. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. And the best. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. "Never ever have I gotten shot," Aunt May says and everyone but her, Shuri, T'chall, and Scott takes a drink. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Yeah?. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. "Way way way wait. Please consider turning it on! Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. Mmm. Spider-man And The Avengers One-Shots - Never Have I Ever Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. Yeah, Im with Vision. This is all my idea. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. #peterparker Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. Okay, okay. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. I'll be here. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. "Peter!" Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. "You've has a girlfriend? Or maybe Clint kisses him. 'f I were, y'd be dead. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. "What? Pepper would know what to do. "I will get the bells. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. He won't be bothered by it. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Seriously. Tony said. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. I hope you're kidding. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Now it's my turn.". This is my room.. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. What the hell Pete?! Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Other than someone on the team.. I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. And yet, somehow not surprised. ', But he did anyway. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. including: Ship? Scott questions and I smirk. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Abe was next. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? #geniouspeter Oh, c'mon. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. Should we proceed? Or why Clint knows about shipping. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass.